A Familiar Tale.
Theoden: "The bookcase is definitely leaning to the right. Which bit did we leave out?"
Man in hat: "It appears from the instructions that we needed to join piece A to section F, instead of joining piece A to lintel D. And we've used up all the screws."
Man in Armour: "Do you wish me to hot foot it down to B&Q sire? I can get some super glue."
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Gordon's alive!
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