[Celuien]

To all good citizens of Middle-earth:

My friends, the Shadow rises again. Dark forces are at work on the Survivor island. And how can I see this? In a horrifying move, many otherwise good folk are attempting to protect a foul beast of Mordor, the hideous pink movie-Orc Gothmog. And how do they seek to aid this monster in his evil deeds? By attacking one of the truest defenders Middle-earth has had against Sauron and his cruelty. Celeborn, Lord of Lorien, fairest of the Elf-realms remaining East of the Sea. And what has he done to deserve this enmity? Nothing, other than to inspire loyalty and courage in his followers, to exist in an equal partnership with his wife, Galadriel the Ringbearer, and to look really, really good with his beautiful silver hair. Can we allow this travesty of justice to occur? I hope not.