Elrond: *licks lips* Well? What are you waiting for? You gonna destory that ring, or what?
Frodo: Where is Bilbo?
Elrond: Bilbo?!?
um...he...went....out...
Aragorn: Where?
Elrond: Um....I forgot
Gandalf: What are you hiding? Speak!
Elrond: Nuthin *wipes mouth*....
Sam: There's a piece of ole Bilbo's tunic in your mouth
Elrond: That's lembas. They look alike
Boromir: And there's a pipe of his lodged in your teeth
Elrond: Um....hmm....
*moment of silence*
Legolas:
He ate Bilbo!
Fellowship: *sigh*