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Middle-earth Tabloids
Headlines:
Arwen seen vacationing with Faramir!
Photos of Gandalf uncloacking at the Council of Elrond
Exclusive photos of Legolas without makeup!
Dwarves are alien species bent upon Middle-earth domination.
Orcs: Can't we all just get along.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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