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Gurthang · 09-18-2005, 02:48 PM

Parchment: "Dear Sir,

We regret to inform you that your request to enter the Wizard's Guild has been denied.
Only people having a degree from Hogwarts, who have had training at the Jedi Academy,
or are in connection to the Washington Wizard team are allowed to become members.
We are sorry to dissapoint you, but your rules are clear.

Most Sincerely,
Wizard's Guild"

OR

Gandalf has received an eviction notice. Reason neighborhood complaints about his 'streaking tendencies'.

OR

Gandalf: "Yes, I did follow the directions correctly, but how did I end up here? This blasted map lead me into a basement?! Ohh! I Hate MapQuest!"

09-18-2005, 02:48 PM	#7384
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Parchment: "Dear Sir, We regret to inform you that your request to enter the Wizard's Guild has been denied. Only people having a degree from Hogwarts, who have had training at the Jedi Academy, or are in connection to the Washington Wizard team are allowed to become members. We are sorry to dissapoint you, but your rules are clear. Most Sincerely, Wizard's Guild" OR Gandalf has received an eviction notice. Reason neighborhood complaints about his 'streaking tendencies'. OR Gandalf: "Yes, I did follow the directions correctly, but how did I end up here? This blasted map lead me into a basement?! Ohh! I Hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.