Aragorn is far too what we on th internet call "r0x0r" to be kicked off. After all, the man recreated an empire after thousands of years of crumbling. Napoleon couldn't do. Hitler couldn't do that. Plus, he knows how to wield a sword. And the whole rugged thing makes him incredibly popular. And he's a good, wise, popular king.
No, Aragorn stays. And Bilbo, dear Bilbo, must be saved from the vicious hands o the embezzled fools that would expel him!
Therefore my vote must go to that boring, pointless woman
++Goldberry.
Just allowing herself to be abducted? Disgusting. What kind of example does that set to young women everywhere.
Last edited by the guy who be short; 09-17-2005 at 04:28 AM.
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