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			This is getting a bit boring but ...
 ++SAMWISE GAMGEE
 
 He's trying to get the audience on his side with his faux country accent, his apparent working class credentials and his so-called "earthy" wisdom and humour.  But it won't wash with me.  I can see right through him.  It's clear now that he latched onto Frodo right at the outset just to make everyone think he was a genuine, nice, loyal, "salt of the earth" kind of fellow.  But he's not.  He's a fake.  He's playing to the audience and you're all falling for it.
 
				__________________Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
 
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