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Old 09-14-2005, 02:18 AM   #197
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Why are you voting all the interesting contestants off? Not only is it dreadfully predictable, it's also spoiling the show.

The Golden Rule of Reality TV is that you need friction and arguments between the contestants to make the show entertaining ( ). And it's the bad guys that cause all the tension and upsets. By voting them all off, you are simply making the show less entertaining to watch. After all, who wants to watch a load of folks sitting around all day agreeing with each other and pulling together? We need to keep some of the evil ones in to balance out all the boring good ones.

So I will vote, yet again, for one of the nicest but dullest of them all.

++SAMWISE (nice but dull) GAMGEE

Kind, hard-working, loyal and trustworthy he may be. But he does not exactly make compulsive viewing. And, as noted before, I want to see how Frodo copes without his little servant running around after him catering to his every whim.
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