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Old 09-11-2005, 05:46 PM   #140
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++ THRANDUIL

He keeps organising parties in the jungle for his Elf chums. But any time any of the others try to join in, Thranduil simply moves the party, leaving them confused and lost in the jungle. So all but the Elves spend all night trying to gate-crash Thranduil's parties and end up exhausted and wholly unfit for their day-time duties. Meantime, while Thranduil's around, all of the Elves are far more interested in partying than contributing and are thus perilously distracted from their duties. And all this exculsivity preventing any of the other tribes getting to know the Elves.

The occasional party is fine for boosting morale and all, but Thranduil's nightly and utterly exclusive bashes are competely counter-productive.

Boot him off and the island will be a much more productive and co-operative place.
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