The escalator is packed at The Gap of Rohan.
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Gandalf (thinking): "Uh-oh, I just lost my sandal. Drat, there's no getting it now."
OR
Gandalf: "Now what did I forget... Hmm."
OR
Aragorn: "Man, I hate funerals; they're so boring!"
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