Elrond: Hello?
TS: Welcome to Aman Tech Support. My name is Glorfindel (no relation). How can I assist you today?
Elrond: Well...see...i'm on this ship
TS: Yes. we deal with ships a lot
Elrond: Right. Well, we're elves see, and we were on a ship to go back to our lands
TS: Yes?
Elrond: And...well....we just landed in this town. But...it's full of wargs and orcs
TS: Hmm...are all the passengers worthy of Valinor?
Elrond: I....dunno. We got a hobbit with us. Does that count?
TS: Hobbit? I'll have to check with my supervisor
~*~ Two hours later ~*~
TS: Hello?
Elrond: Yes?
TS: I talked to my supervisor. In a rare case like this, the hobbit is probably weighting you down from entering your peoples lands.
Elrond: Really?
TS: Yeah. Sorry about that. We're "aware" of the problem, and are "looking into" fixing it.
Elrond: Oh....ok. Thanks anyway
TS: No problem
*** HANG UP ****
Elrond: Um...Bilbo? Frodo?
Bilbo and Frodo: Yes?
Elrond: Um...look over there!
*Bilbo and Frodo look*
*Elrond ties them up, and throws them to the wargs*
*Lands suddenly morph into valinor*