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Y'all are gonna hate me for this but...
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: yes, Pippin?
Pippin: At least we got something good out of this
Merry: What's that?
Pippin: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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