Frodo, Aragorn, and Arwen in the Christmas pageant.
Arwen: "But I want to be Mary!"
Aragorn: "It's too late now, he's already on the donkey."
Arwen: "But he's not even a girl."
Aragorn: "Look, you don't like it? Talk to the director; he's the one who chose parts."
Frodo: "The only reason I'm Mary is cuz I can scream like I'm giving birth."
Arwen: "You are one sick little hobbit."
(to see Frodo scream like he's giving birth, watch him get stabbed on Weathertop.)
OR
Officer Arwen: "Sir. Do you have any idea how fast you were going."
Aragorn: "No I'm not drunk!"
Officer Arwen: "Sir, That's not what I asked you."
Aragorn: "Seriously, it's an emergency."
Officer Arwen: "Yeah! Let me guess: He's about to go into labor."
Aragorn: "Um, well, actually... um. This is really hard to explain...."
Officer Arwen:
OR
Arwen: "Look into my eyes."
Aragorn: "Wow...."
Meanwhile, Frodo falls of the horse.