Having dinner with the Mouth of Sauron was never a pretty sight. Denathor had quite lost his appetite.
OR
Having dinner with the Mouth of Sauron's Dentist was enough to break the will of even Denathor.
Dentist: And He never brushes!
Denathor: Hmm. Yes. Very interesting.
Dentist: I keep telling him, ‘Look after them teeth’ but he just talks all Shakespearian to me and I can’t understand a word of it.
Denathor: Thou thinks thou art wise, but nay, thou art a fool. Get ye gone before I set my Hobbit on ye!
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