[Ainaserkewen]

This is a nice story...SO READ IT!

It's our final concert prep. As many of you know, I spent my last 2 months at band camp. So this is what our director, a man standing at 5 feet, 4 inches tall, 27 years old and weighing in a 125 pounds, tells us.

We have a normal show, losts of crazy antics but the crack up, the last straw, the encore: A LOTR medley. I've played it before, it's a good song. But that's not all. First, he's going to open it with the voice of the prelude that Galadrial gives in the opening to FOTR...the crowd goes quiet and we open in to the main Fellowship theme, strong and proud to projected scenes carefully spliced together from the movie. Beyond cool for a bunch of teenagers right? But wait! There's more.

On the night of the performance Dustin (the director) steps out of the wings for the encore number in: A Hobbit cloak that his wife made him (broach and all) and...bare feet! In his dress uniform (it was an Air Cadet band camp) with his boss Major Deck in the audience!

Wait, I just realised that probably nobody cares or thinks thats as funny as I do...oh well, made you read it anyway.

Cheers.