What REALLY happened at the Councl of Elrond
Boromir: No, no, no, no *hic* ... no! No, really. Lisshen *hic* to me. I know what we should do. Yesh I do. Really. I really really do. *hic* I really really really *hic* do. We should take thish ... er ... um ... what ish it again? Ah yesh ... thish ... er ... Ring thingy. *hic* And we should uszhe it againsht Shauma ... Sharum ... er ... that bad guy. Yesh, that'sh what I think. *hic* I really really really do. *burp* Ah, Aragorn mate, I love ya. I really do. You're me beshtesht mate in all the world. Um ... what were we talking about, again ...?
All Council members: *Thinking* Ignore him! Don't make eye contact! Maybe he'll just go away.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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