Gandalf finally meets his end. Will he come back to life... again?
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Gandalf, looking down on the fallen warrior in front of him: "Now did I just kill an orc or a Gondorian? I can't tell!"
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Gandalf: "Why are you attacking me?! I only asked for directions!"
Orc: "You used MapQuest! I hate MapQuest!"
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Orc: "Gandalf, you've been naughty. Time for your spanking."
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