Now it's
davem with his
post #36
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Originally Posted by davem
Elves do not sing 'Tra-la-la-lally'. If Bilbo Baggins says they did I'd like to know what kind of pipe-weed he was smoking.
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Master davem holds the line alone against many, and though yours truly is one of the many assailing his dug-out, I can't help but admire his passion and pertinacity of his defense. Praise him with great praise
PS
Others things elves do not:
1. Elves do not bang their heads against walls and shout 'bad [name of particular elf], bad [name of particular elf].
2. Elves do not wear pillowcases
3. Elves do not look like Russian President Mr. Putin
4. Ah, almost forgot - elves do not kidnap former clowns, now kings named Verence
PPS
Post Scriptum being an aside 'for humour's sake', nothing more