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Balrog: Gandalf...I am your father!
Gandalf: noooooooooo! Daddy!!!!
~or~
Balrog: Theres something you should know about us
Gandalf: whats that?
Balrog: i am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate
Gandalf: what does that make us?
Balrog: absolutely nothing
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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