Gandalf: "Well, with that big of a torch, I certainly don't need my light anymore."
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Gandalf: "This isn't the right path, and there's a Balrog to boot! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
OR
Gandalf: "Wow, you big."
Balrog: "Don't say that! I'm very sensitive about my weight."
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