Legolas: A new picture? No! It cannot be! It must be a diversion!
Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of - Are those wings?
OR
[referring to an earlier caption]
Gandalf: Look, I know your upset, but I told Frodo to deliver the party invitations!
Merry: I don't think he's buying it.
Gandalf: Okay, Pippin, stall him!
Pippin: okay, I'll just… WHAT?