Going off of Saucepan, and from Nilpaurion
Eowyn: "Does this dress make my butt look big?"
Faramir: "No, you just got a really big booty; the dress is fine."
OR
Eowyn: "Does this make me look fat?"
Eomer: "No, fat makes you look fat."
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