Aragorn: But Haldir, I don't have the money yet! Give me till next week. Come on, buddy, be a friend.
Haldir: You don' undahstand, Aragawn. I need da money by tomorrah. An' if I don' get it, Vinnie an' Tony here -- an Nicholas over there, if he stops playin' with his hair long enuff -- are gonna make ya real sorry.
Aragorn: I'm not afraid of you.
Haldir: Yeah? I think you'll be singin' a different tune after we've paid yer lady friend a visit.
Aragorn: You $&#*!!!
Haldir: You kiss yer motha with that mouth?
Aragorn: My mother died when I was a kid and you know it.
Haldir: Oh, yeah. Bein' mortal an' all. Musta slipped my mind. *dons shades* Money by tomorrah, or else. Hanyealyë?
Aragorn: What?
Haldir: *sigh* Capische?
Aragorn: Oh. Yeah. I capische.
Haldir: No. What you oughta say is hanyëan. Or hanyeanyë, if it makes ya feel better. An' if you don' get me the money, you're gonna need to feel better.
Graham Chapman: This is getting much too silly.
Last edited by Encaitare; 08-15-2005 at 08:59 PM.
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