Aragorn: Listen, Haldir, don't play hardball. If you know where Gandalf is, just tell me.
Haldir: Friend, if I knew I would tell you. You have my word.
Legolas: Um, you guys... I think I found Gandalf... and he seems to have lost his cloak!
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Aragorn: So, if you could, I need you to turn up at Helm's Deep.
Haldir: But... that's not supposed to happen.
Legolas: You're telling me! I was a good character in the book!
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