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Haldir: Amazing how the new light fixture is doing absolutely nothing to illuminate our surroundings.
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Aragorn: Don't look now, but there are people observing us from the bushes.
Haldir: That stupid nancy Prince of Mirkwood -- he's guarding us on the wrong side!
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Elf Hiding in the Bush: Hah, the hilt of that scruffy guy's sword looks really questionable.
Other Elf Hiding in the Bush: No wonder poor Haldir looks so surprised.
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Little do Aragorn and Haldir realize that they've walked right into Legolas' and the Lorien Elves' game of hide-and-seek.
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