Aragorn: "You mean we aren't in Mirkwood?!"
Haldir: "No, you have entered the realm of Galadriel."
Aragorn: "But I followed the directions perfectly. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
OR
Legolas can't take his eyes off of those breakdancing orcs.
OR
Haldir: *gossip*
Aragorn: "I'm telling you, I heard he was uncloaked...
again!"
Haldir: "No! This is getting out of hand."
Aragorn: "I know. I've even heard that he has a scrapbook full of all the times he's been caught on camera while he was uncloaked!" (see previous pic)
Haldir: "You don't say..." *gossip*
OR
Haldir: "So, I push Legolas over the edge, and you'll let me have your sword."
Aragorn: "Right. It is agreed."
Haldir: "We have an accord." (<--Pirates of the Caribbean)
Aragorn: "Shake on it."
OR
Haldir: "Inconceivable!"
OR
Aragron (talking about Legolas and Haldir): "I hate being the middle-man when they fight like this."