Gandalf: "We're in serious trouble lads! It doesn't have an entry for 'balrog' in my copy of Boy Scouts' A-Z of Common Underground Hazards!"
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Gandalf: "Gimli, how old is this Yellow Pages? The Sherpa Curry House doesn't do take out any more, in fact they closed down over 100 years ago, it's a branch of Argos now."
OR
Gandalf: "Gimli? I thought you said this was the Book of Mazarbul? Seeing as it's got John Noakes and Shep the Dog in it I think it's your old Blue Peter annual."
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Gordon's alive!
Last edited by Lalwendė; 08-10-2005 at 03:05 PM.
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