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Valesse · 08-07-2005, 07:34 PM

1) Ask them to return to the gate so that you may roll out a red carpet which is actually just some fly paper with nectar spilled all over it.

2) Insist that Sauron wants them ALL to wipe their feet before coming inside. It's one thing to be nasty, but another thing entirely to be just plain inconsiderate.

3) Pull up MapQuest for "Orthanc, IG.", point out that they have the wrong 'Earth', but ultimately end up finding a good use for my economy pack of Febreeze bottles.

4) Pull up MapQuest and direct them to Richard Taylor's residence.

08-07-2005, 07:34 PM	#89
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	when 200,000 orcs come a'knocken 1) Ask them to return to the gate so that you may roll out a red carpet which is actually just some fly paper with nectar spilled all over it. 2) Insist that Sauron wants them ALL to wipe their feet before coming inside. It's one thing to be nasty, but another thing entirely to be just plain inconsiderate. 3) Pull up MapQuest for "Orthanc, IG.", point out that they have the wrong 'Earth', but ultimately end up finding a good use for my economy pack of Febreeze bottles. 4) Pull up MapQuest and direct them to Richard Taylor's residence. Last edited by Valesse; 08-08-2005 at 03:57 PM.