Aragorn: It cannot be? Do you see what I see?
Legolas: A mob of fangurls!
Aragorn: No, Gandalf uncloaked is really Arwen?
Legolas: Oh really? I see a mob of fangurls!
Boromir: That's not good, but they're not after me. Sorry Legolas.
Or if any of you are "Whose Line is it anyway" buffs...
Aragorn The scruffy, unclean man: How are we going to solve this one? I don't think I can deal with this by myself. I need some help!
(Legolas enters)
Legolas: Good grief what do we have here?
Aragorn: Oh thank you, just in time Mr. I hope my hair looks good elf guy. We have a crisis here, glowing goop! What do we do?
Legolas: Let me fix my hair first, it's all frizzy.
(Boromir enters)
Boromir: Hey guys, what's going on?
Legolas: You arrived just in time Sir I don't care if I die I just want to hack things up. We don't know what to do!
Boromir: Well I say...
Aragorn: We know, you think we should let you hack all the goop. But really, that won't work. Your sword would just go through it
Boromir: Actually I was going to say we should do something about the Cave Troll that was about to eat Frodo, and now just did eat him, but I can see we now have a bigger problem.
Legolas: Yes, Goop!
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