Someday soon
The Barrow-Wight will be a wolf. The Fortunately/Unfortunately thread will fall into a plot hole while
Kath and yours truly
fight over it. This plot hole will also mysteriously erase my reputation points and take a few non-posting members with it. The Balrog wings question will be resolved as much as humanly possible here first when one of our members discovers a letter from J. R. R. Tolkien himself resolving the question once and for all, except for canonicity issues. Someday
The Barrow-Wight (May his arm always stay green.) will close the Crazy Captions thread and eventually the Canonicity and the Reader thread will be larger than the Crazy Captions thread.