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While cleverly fooling us all with faked photographs (dozens of them on his decoy welbsite), the only real clue as to his true identity is shown in his fiery avatar.
No, no, no, I don't mean Smaug. We're talking Real Life here, smarten up.
No, he has successfully pulled the Moria over our eyes, and left us all unsuspecting that H-I's reallio, trulio identity is none other than.... (drums, drums, drums in the deep).... The Balrog of Morgoth.
Ooooo, catch me, I'm gonna faint.
(thud)
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.
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