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PJ: . . . So now, you'll steal the Ring from Gandalf, and . . .
Bernard: Wait. Gandalf has the Ring?
PJ: Yes.
Bernard: How?
PJ: None of your business.
Bernard: And I'll steal it from him?
PJ: Yes.
Bernard: Why?
PJ: Because you're an agent of Sauron.
Bernard: Me?
PJ: Yes!
Bernard: Why?
PJ: Because! . . . Then you kill the Witch-King and steal his flying birdie . . .
Bernard: Wait. I thought I was an agent of Sauron. Why would I kill the Witch-King?
PJ: Because he's really working for Denethor.
Bernard: Why?
PJ: BECAUSE!
Bernard: But what about Éowyn? Wasn't she supposed to kill the Witch-King?
PJ: No! By this time she and Aragorn had already ran off to the Undying Lands. Sheesh!
Bernard: But they're mortals!
PJ: So?!
Bernard: Never mind.
PJ: . . . So you fly off into Mordor and give the Ring to Bilbo.
Bernard: Bilbo?
PJ: Yes.
Bernard: Why to him?
PJ: Because he is really Sauron.
Bernard: Can anyone ask if Harry Potter needs a King of Rohan character?
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フェンリス鴨 ( Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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