Somebody will produce "Is this the way to
Alcarillo?" to raise money for the Downs. It will be a relative success.
The Barrow Wight will start posting again, other than to close threads.
Once we reach 3000 members, I believe
B-W will go on a deleting spree and cut us down to perhaps 500 (possibly closer to 1000).
People will take
TGWBS seriously despite his new avatar.
TGWBS will do his utmost to be "stalked by petty dwarves" and will then attempt to maintain his rep.
Fordim Hedgethistle will create more polls. Please? They're ever so good! Perhaps a Balrog Wing thread...