Le Fantome has recently been out of town on vacation, much to the eternal dismay of his fanclub, who even more recently purchased him a place of advertisement in Dancing Spawn's signature. He responded positively upon his return.
Though he promised to throw a particularly interesting (read: lovely
) fellow 'Downer a graduation shindig on the Dinner Parties thread, he fell through with this and she was sad.
His ego is reportedly the size of a small planet which vastly outstrips Gil-Galad's which is simply visable from space. This made Gil-Galad (TTM) sad.
His presence has been reportedly missed on WW threads, and he is well known for his talent at procuring mischief there and other places. His absence due to vacation made many... sad.
He is a sportsman (though dear lord not soccer) and takes some rather nice photos of the places he has seen.
He dares not journey (read: vacation) to the East, for that is where lies Mordor. And the blue states.
He suggests that many of us shall rue not following his requests.