[HerenIstarion]

Frodo: Weren’t we supposed to be having a holiday at a ski resort, Sam?
Sam: Um…er… we is there, we has skis on, hasn’t we now, Master Frodo?
Frodo: Yes, definitely. We lack snow, obviously, though. Should not have come in September, perhaps…
Sam: Er…It said ‘have a wonderful holiday skiing’ on the poster, it did not say when to come… look, Master Frodo, it ain't that bad, they provided an instructor for us after all!
Frodo: For Gandalf’s beard’s sake, Sam, it’s a scarecrow!
Sam: Blimey, I thought that’s how such a foreign thing as instructor should look like…