Continuing Lalwendë's post;
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Sam: "I wish we'd brought Rosie along..."
Frodo: "Sam, you know she'd have been no use, girls just can't read maps and find directions."
Sam: "So where are we now, Mister Frodo? I'm sure we've already been through this field. Can't we ask someone?"
Frodo: "We're going the right way, Sam, I don't need to ask directions."
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Sam: But didn't Gandalf say that Mordor was a terrible place with dragons and pits and Orcs? This doesn’t look like Mordor to me.
Frodo: No, no! He said it was a 'terriblé' place, that’s elvish for "Shire-like" and with Dragons, as in, like the Green Dragon and not Pits, bits... of food. Yes. And Orc? No Orcs. Just... err... err... Forks... yeah, forks!
Sam: Have you been smoking Pippin's pipe again?