In really small print Pippin reads...
Warning:
Do not put in reach of children. They may choke on the small brooch.
Do not wrap around your head, you may sufficate.
Do not eat, contains poisonous dyes. If you did happen to eat it see a doctor immediately.
Do not attempt to fly. This is a cloak, not made for flying.
Do not let this cloak come in contact with your eyes.
Do not excessively smell this item, you may become intoxicated. If you think you have become intoxicated please see a doctor immediately.
Wearing this cloak excessively could result in headaches, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, monkey hair, warts and/or boils, and death. If you get any of these symptoms see your doctor immediately.
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Fenris Penguin
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