One day a real warg will appear and have his say on the "Warg and Warg rider appreciation thread" then all will be laid to rest.
Likewise, a real Balrog will make a deal with the Barrow Wighty to hold a press conference on the downs to tell everyone about his bad experience of small people chasing him and trying to see if he had wings. He will, of course, break down into tears as he tells this story. I think it will go something like this;
Balrog: They chased me down the street, and then, they beat me up. *sobs*
B-W: Who beat you up?
Balrog: All those little people from your web site. They came and grabbed my face. One of them screamed in my ear! *weeps*
Also, one day Gil-gallads ego will grow and become one of the few man made objects viewable from space.
One day, Crazy captions will explode, killing me *and there was much rejoicing*.
