Gandalf, my old friend! You've been so torpid lately. Not your usual self at all!
I know. After that humiliating defeat from the Balrog, nothing seems worth doing anymore. *limp sigh*
You know...I have a very revitalizing tonic that might help you. It worked wonders for my mast...er, friend.
O Really? I shall have to try some.
***later***
Well?!? Did he drink the bleach?!
***elsewhere***
I feel so refreshed!
***meanwhile***
Bad Grima! No biscuit!