I'll be the useless good-for-nothing who scrapes out a living on the edge of the hamlet by the creek, living in a tumbledown shack that would be anybody else's out-house (and was once). If you want a short handy title for the position, it's "the bum".
An' I'll spit outta wudever side of me mouf I choose to, so dere's dat for ye. An' git offa my property! 'S not like I ha' dat much ta claim as me own, so git! Lowzy no good biddy bodies I swear dey'll lynch me for a werewolf da way dey acts. ptooey!