[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Oops! Dropped me keys. I'll just reach over to pick them up and........well, well, well, what do we have here! Hobbits, eh? Well, they'll make a nice feast for my horse, ooo yes indeedy! And I'll cut off their hair and use it for black magic and then I will become the Dark Lord! Ooo yes, o my............."

.....and he goes on like that.