Caption One (for the general audience)
Sam: Please, sir. I’d like some more.
Khamul: More!
Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Never before has a boy wanted more!
Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Khamul: Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store.
There a dark, thin, winding
Stairway without any banister,
Which we'll throw him down, and
Feed him on cockroaches
Served in a canister
All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Khamul: What will he do
When he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him
All: Sam-Gam-gee!
Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Khamul: Never before has a boy wanted more!
Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Frodo: He won't ask for more
When he knows what's in store.
Khamul: There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up,
And one day next year
With the rats he'll be creeping out!
All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Khamul: What will he do
In this terrible stew?
He will rue the day
Somebody named him...
All: Sam-Gam-gee!
Caption Two (for you-know-who-you-are)
Fordim Hedgethistle: Come out from your hiding, little ones, and join the game!
Players in Shadow of the West: *cower*