"I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby" and "Longbottom Leaf: the finest pipeweed in the Shire" are phases oft said in the office when it is time for us dirty smokers to go out for a cigarette break.
"Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind" is also a phase used regularly.
I also get called "a fool of a took" quite a lot, but they dont know!
