I have no clue where that came from, but still hilarious. I've finally found some pictures to get this thread back active...
Grishnakh: You think the Mouth of Sauron has bad teeth, look at these!
Orc 1: Those are nothing compared to mine.
Orc 2: Looks like you brush them on a regular basis. Check out these...
Uruk 1: Saruman's Uruk-hai still remain supreme!
Orc 3: Shut up fool. No one beats mine.
Ugluk: That settles it. The rabid mutant dog with Mad Cow's Disease wins. Now get back into line. And someone get rid of that...thing