Theoden: I don't care if we stay out here all week. We are not leaving until the person who painted my helmet pink owns up! You there, did you paint my helmet?
Guard: N-no, Sire...
Aragorn: You want me to get Gimli to thump him?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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