All thoughts of battle are brushed aside as Elrond remembers that purple goes officially out of fashion in just under two minutes.
Or
Elrond's horror as the Orcs appear wearing the exact same shade of purple.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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