Legolas whilst Abroad: Formally known as The Last of The International Playboys. It is not recommended that you bring up where the rest have gone to, unless you prefer strawberry-scented special edition mirkwood arrows in your bottom...
Denethor: Much noted in past enteries as an aspiring pyrotechnic, but alas! Turns out he is last of the ruling stewards. It is predicted by some brown-nosing sources that he will have a firey end to go out in, but this should be better read with a good reasoning and a pipe full of southfarthing...
The Prancing Pony: The name decieves all. No pony. No prancing. That is of course, except for excited hobbits dancing on tables while singing stupid songs to gain popularity...
~ How now? Ka
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