The Shire:
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The Shire, Mostly Harmless, but with some uniquely interesting places to visit!
Advice for visiting elves,
Get a job as a cart driver. It doesn’t matter if you don't know how the contraption works or if you have large pointy ears sticking out of the side of you're head. Indeed, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.
How to have a Good time in Hobbiton,
Forget it.
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