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Frodo and Sam happened to be one of the only outsiders who had the chance to view one of sauron's many rituals that were suspiciously un-evil and with a hint of an OCD hobbit mother during spring cleaning...
Orc organizer #1: through magaphone Okay, okay I know you all want to get out of this as fast as you can (I know I want to), but we can't until the eye upstairs is out of his OCD fits... Yet again...
Sauron: through wakie-talkie to orc organizer#1 A little to the left, more, great! Okay! You guys look wonderful! Okay, carry on... WAIT! YOU, IN THE 500TH ROW, THREE DOWN!
Everyone: Symphonic Moan
S: HEY! Losing my ring was enough, this time I want to be at least presentable...
~ Rant Ka
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