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			Hearpwine laughed aloud and slung his harp back upon his shoulder. Pushing his sleeves up to the elbows he strode toward the pile of dirty pots and grabbing one in each hand brandished them above his head crying, “You are quite right, Mistress Cook, I should work for my food! Why, when I was a lad my mother would insist that I take the occasional turn in the kitchen – she felt that it would do me good to feel lather between my fingers. I don’t know if she was right about the good it did me or not, but many’s the time I was washing pots I would realise that there would be a good deal less sorrow and bloodshed in the world if everyone had to take the effort to clean their own mess!” And with that, he plunged the pots into the basin, sending a wave of sudsy water onto the floor. Cook rushed forward clucking her tongue and making to mop the water, but the Bard shooed her back with a wave of his hand. “Nay, mistress Cook! I will mop that up myself when I am done!”
 He washed the pots as though he meant to scrub the black from their iron, and soon he was so deeply absorbed in his task that his aimless humming began to emerge as a full blown song that he was but dimly aware of singing.
 
 Every person in the nation
 Or of great or humble station
 Holds in highest estimation
 Piping Tim of Glanhir
 Loudly he can play or low
 He can move you fast or slow
 Touch your hearts or stir your toe
 Piping Tim of Glanhir
 
 When the wedding bells are ringing
 His the breath to lead the singing
 Then in jigs the folks go swinging
 What a splendid piper
 He will blow from eve to mourn
 Counting sleep a thing of scorn
 Old is he but not outworn
 Know you such a piper?
 
 When he walks the highways pealing
 `Round his head the birds come wheeling
 Tim has carols worth the stealing
 Piping Tim of Glanhir
 Thrush and Linnet, finch and lark
 To each other twitter “Hark"
 Soon they sing from light to dark
 Pipings learnt in Glanhir
 
 With the final line he made such a vigorous dash at a frying pan that he sent another huge wave of water over the lip of the basin that soaked his feet. But he merely laughed at this and hung up the pan before he grabbed a towel and began mopping the floor with it. So lost was he in his work and music, however, the Bard of Rohan failed to notice that he was using one of Cook’s best hand towels to slop up the mucky water that he had spilled upon the floor.
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